Monday, March 16, 2009

The stories just find you...


Sweet Swag....
"I ♥ My Marriage" shirt was a promotional item tied to the 2008 movie "Fireproof," a Christian-themed film starring Kirk Cameron.
Fashion Faux Popped
Man wearing "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt busted for domestic battery
MARCH 16--A Florida man wearing an "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Better Get it in Under the Wire....

Pictured: The Florida Manatee

Believe it or not you've still got a shot before it becomes illegal....
Senators move to make bestiality illegal in Florida
By Marc Caputo, Times/Herald Tallahassee Bureau In Print: Wednesday, March 11, 2009

"The suspect was arrested months later in a separate goat abduction"

TALLAHASSEE —The act of bestiality is a step closer to becoming illegal in Florida now that a Senate agriculture committee voted to slap a third-degree felony charge on anyone who has sex with animals. Florida is one of only 16 states that still permits bestiality — a fact that animal-rights activist and state Sen. Nan Rich learned to her horror when a Panhandle man three years ago was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat that he held by the collar during a sex act.

But the Mossy Head man suspected of assaulting Meg the goat was never charged because law enforcement officials could not link him to the scene. The suspect was arrested months later in a separate goat abduction, said Walton County Assistant State Attorney Walter Parker.
Rich's legislation would target only those who derived or helped others derive "sexual
gratification'' from an animal. That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard.
"People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry?" she asked.

Some senators stifled their laughter as Sen. Charlie Dean, an Inverness Republican, explained that husbandry is raising and caring for animals. Bullard didn't get it. "So that maybe was the reason the lady was so upset about that monkey?" Bullard asked, referring to a Connecticut case where a woman's suburban chimpanzee went mad and was shot.
"I'm not familiar with that particular incident or case," Dean said.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/legislature/article982771.ece

Beware of Gypsies.... Especially if you're Elderly or a Man...


Igor and Fat Corkey: Gypsies targeting elderly, cops say
"Legitimate workers do not use a post office box or local motel as business address."
When's the last time warnings like this were posted in your state? Even these guys had the decency to spare the relatively upright state of Illinois and head to the hell state.
Four Gypsy men from Chicago, known as Igor, Fat Corkey, Touche and Minnow, could be targeting the elderly in Orange County, investigators said.The men, who speak mostly Romani, a language spoken by Eastern European Gypsies, wear uniforms and pose as utility workers, tree trimmers or survey crews to gain entry to elderly victims' residences and rob them of their cash and jewelry.Sheriff's investigators know the men, who use the names Tony White and Corkey Johnson. Two of the other men share the name Steve Miller. They left Chicago and came to Orange County last week.Spokesman Jim Solomons of the Orange County Sheriff's Office "strongly cautions" residents to be suspicious of a utility worker offering services that were not requested.
Apparently this is not the first time.....
Clan Of Gypsies Swindling Central Florida Men

POSTED: Tuesday, February 13, 2007
"Cecilia's father apparently met his future bride in the parking lot of a Save-a-Lot grocery store"
ORLANDO, Fla. -- A clan of young and attractive gypsies is targeting and scamming men in Central Florida....
The report featured a woman named Cooter Anderson, 30, who is a traveling gypsy, according to police, and has allegedly worked between South Florida and Philadelphia.
"Cooter Anderson is the cover-girl for a gypsy business that doesn't play by the rules," Local 6's Mike Holfeld said. "It's a romance con game the gypsies call 'the sweetheart swindle or the sugar daddy job.'"
Local 6 News has learned that Anderson and other gypsies have apparently fleeced widowed men across the country for millions of dollars.
Now, Orlando's senior population has been caught in the same apparent trap...

A viewer, Cecilia, told Local 6 News that her father (86 years old) became a victim of the gypsy "sweetheart scam."
Cecilia's father apparently met his future bride in the parking lot of a Save-a-Lot grocery store located on Silver Star Road last September.
She cooked meals and spent time with him, the report said.
Cecilia, who did not want her father identified for the report, said the man knew his gypsy bride as Sonia Thompson. However, investigators said, the woman has many names.
"When in the world did it evolve into, 'I now pronounce you man and wife?'" Holfeld asked.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Yeah... In Florida these come after you....

Officials Warn Of Dangerous Jumping Fish
Posted: 7:54 am EDT March 9, 2009
GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission have a warning for boaters planning a trip down the Suwannee River: watch out for the jumping fish.
Sturgeon, which can grow to more than 8 feet long and weigh up to 200 pounds, migrate into the Suwannee River during March and April.
Officials say boaters should reduce their speed along the river, which will give them more time to react if they do encounter a jumping sturgeon.
It's unknown why sturgeon leap out of the water; last year, a 4-year-old boy's arm was broken and his father was cut by one of the jumping fish.

User Rick comments: "Last year this time, I had one of these babies launch right in through my bedroom window, difficult to describe the panic. So folks, please keep an eye out."

Friday, March 6, 2009














Spellen???

Forget Spelling, Expect Stupidity: "American people are the stupidest people in the world, but something like that I think they can figure out." A tidbit from the northwest corner... but gets me to thinking of the South. Florida is the South of the South right? Certainly the phrase "going south" has a meaning-

Daily News

FORT WALTON BEACH - A man who flies a Confederate flag on property he owns on Beal Parkway added two large signs Wednesday to express his feelings about President Barack Obama.

"January 20, 2009, A Day of Darkness, Hussen (sic)" is written on both signs, which are each about the size of a dinner table.

Before the second sign was even in the ground, someone had called the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office to ask a deputy to take a look to make sure the first sign would not "incite something."

Property owner Larry Ford said he put up the signs to share his opinion of Obama, who he refers to as "Hussein."

"We've got a man who shouldn't even be president," Ford said when reached by phone Thursday. "He's an insult to the decent, hard-working people that made this country what it is."

By Thursday night, Ford was featured on MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann as the worst person in the world.

An active-duty military woman who wrote to the Daily News agreed that the property owner had a constitutional right to express his opinion, but said she was upset that the president's middle name is misspelled.

When that was pointed out to Ford, he wasn't concerned.

"I think everybody knows who I'm talking about, don't you?" he said. "American people are the stupidest people in the world, but something like that I think they can figure out."

Ford said he will leave the signs up "until we get rid" of Obama.

Do the math: 18 + 33 + 49 + 41 + 29

In most states people get paid to take their clothes off- not in Florida - there it's the other way around... Not that crazy of a piece- but a smaller, lower key vignette from the Hell State... Fla. Law Enforcement in action- taking hardened criminals off the streets... or out of bars...

"Boobs are boobs. That's Girls Gone Wild... You paid the extra money to go in for this..."

March 6, 2009

Several young women were arrested after a wild night inside a Sanford bar Thursday. The women were accused of exposing themselves during "Girls Gone Wild Night" at The Barn, located on 17-92.Sanford police officers pulled several women out of The Barn and arrested them for indecent exposure. They were caught showing off their breasts and other parts of their bodies for the popular Girls Gone Wild filming crew.

The bar advertised the filming crew would be in town, Thursday night. The women paid $10 to get in and were given a pink t-shirt to perform.However, Sanford police told Eyewitness News they warned the owners anyone caught flashing the crowd would be arrested. Undercover officers were inside and saw several women violating the city's adult entertainment ordinance.Police arrested 18-Year-old Kathryn Giannobile, Christine Goncalves, 33, Joyce Lourcey, 49, Migdalia Rodriguez, 41 and 29-year-old Victoria Waters.Eyewitness News was there when Migdalia Rodriguez bonded out of jail. She said she was just there to have a good time."Why did you want to be apart of that?" asked WFTV reporter Daralene Jones."Because I paid for these and I like to show them off," said Rodriguez.Katherine Ginabolie said that it was all for fun and added that the bar owners, the crowd and the Girls Gone Wild filming crew even enticed them."You don't think there's anything wrong with showing your boobs and butt?" asked Jones."Boobs are boobs. That's Girls Gone Wild," said Ginabolie. "I went downstairs to do a dance and got pulled up by an officer."Some bar patrons who were there felt like the owners should've been arrested too."You paid the extra money to go in for this," said Harold Tersigni. "Even the owners of the barn were standing there taking your money."Later that night, at that same Sanford bar, police had to use Tasers to break up a fight between two men.At one point during the scuffle, eyewitnesses told Channel 9 that a woman slapped a police officer. The woman was arrested for battery on a officer.

A person identified as "FlaNativeMom" also shared this bit of information:
"Biker women went through a big protest over being arrested by Daytona police for flashing their breasts."

http://www.wftv.com/news/18868585/detail.html#-

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

You know... I'm saving this spot....








Man Run Over While Trying To Save Spot

Posted: 8:00 am EST March 4, 2009

Authorities say a Lehigh Acres man intentionally ran over another man who was trying to save a parking spot by standing in it.The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that the victim was at a gas station Monday, standing in a spot in the gas line to reserve a spot for his wife. The man told deputies that he held up his hands when 46-year-old Miguel Angel Neira pulled up to the line, but Neira drove forward and hit the man in the knees. When the victim started yelling at Neira to stop, authorities say Neira pulled forward, hitting the man again. Other witnesses backed up the victim's story.Neira was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery. He was being held without bail set.

http://www.wftv.com/news/18850662/detail.html#-